its so cute when people that are mean are nice only to you
Doing adult things for the first time more like
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
All shrek taught me was that if you want someone more attractive than you you have to wait till they’re ugly then swoop in
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them