why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
the varying frequencies of geoff ramsey’s laughter
let’s all quit school and start a punk band in my parent’s basement
SHIT 400 MEMBERS I EXPECTED 3 I’M GONNA NEED MUM TO MAKE MORE COOKIES
You’re gonna need a lot of cookies :o
when you’re talking to a Cool Person but you don’t know how to continue the conversation
me tryna flirt
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon
"you should act more your age"